Monty python holy grail ringtones

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Who goes there? It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Briloads, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! 28K
Pull the other one! 4K
We have actually ridden the size and also breadth of the land in search of knights who will sign up with me in my court at Camelot.

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You"ve obtained two empty halves of coconut and you"re bangin" "em together. 10K
Where"d you obtain the coconut? We found them. Found them? In Mercea? The coconut"s tropical! What do you mean? Well, this is a tempeprice zone. 22K
Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together? No, they"d have to have it on a line. Well, simple! They"d just usage a strand of creeper! 24K
Are you saying coconuts migrate? 8K
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all, they could be brought. What, a swpermit moving a coconut? It can grip it by the husk. It"s not a question of wbelow he grips it, it"s a basic question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird can not bring a one pound coconut 48K
Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swenable demands to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Please! Am I right? I"m not interested! 30K
Will you ask your grasp if he desires to join my court at Camelot?! But then of course Afrihave the right to swenables are not migratory. Oh, yeah... 24K
Scene 2
Bring out your dead!! Bring out your dead!! 16K
Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson"s -- they"ve shed nine now. 9K
I"m not dead! 5K
he claims he"s not dead! Yes, he is. I"m not! He isn"t? Well, he will certainly be soon, he"s exceptionally ill. 13K
I"m gaining better!!! No you"re not, you"ll be rock dead in a moment 8K
I feel fine! Oh, perform us a favor... I can"t. Well, deserve to you hang roughly a couple of minutes? He won"t be long. 15K
I don"t desire to go on the cart!!! Ohh, don"t be such a baby!! 10K
You"re not foolin" anyone you know 5K
I feel happy!! I feel happy!! (thud) 14K
Who"s that then? I don"t recognize. Must be a king. Why? He hasn"t obtained shit almost everywhere him. 16K
Scene 3
Old Woman! Man!!! Man, sorry 9K
If there"s ever before going to be any progression....Dennis!!! There"s some lovely filth dvery own here 11K
But all the decisions of that officer need to be ratified at a unique bi-weekly meeting 13K
I"m 37, I"m not old!! 7K
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society 17K
And exactly how did you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers!! 9K
Well I can not just call you "man". Well, you can say "Dennis". Well, I didn"t understand you were referred to as Dennis. Well, you didn"t bother to uncover out, did you? 16K
I did say sorry around the `old woguy," yet from the behind you looked-- What I object to is that you instantly treat me like an inferior 16K
How do you perform, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Brilots. King of the who? The Britons! 17K
That"s what it"s all about if just human being would-- Please, please great civilization, I am in haste!! 12K
By a straightforward majority in the instance of pudepend inner affairs,-- 9K
No one resides tbelow. Then that is your Lord? We don"t have a lord 10K
Help! Help! I"m being repressed!! 6K
I didn"t recognize we had actually a king, I believed we were an autonomous collective.

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Well, "ow did you end up being king then? 5K
starray women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. 14K
I intend, if I went approximately sayin" I was an empereror just bereason some moistened bink had actually lobbed a scimitar at me they"d put me away! 17K
Well you can not intend to wield supreme executive power just "cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! 16K
I order you to be quiet!!! 5K
Oh! Come and also see the violence natural in the system! 6K
King of the who?? 4K
Who are the Britains?? 4K
We"re an anarchosyndaclist commune. 6K
You"re fooling yourself, we"re living in a dictatorship 8K
I am your King!! Well I didn"t vote for you!! 8K
That"s what I"m on about 4K
Bloody peasant!!!!! 3K
Now we view the violence inherent in the system!! 6K
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the functioning classes-- Oh tright here you go, bringing class into it aobtain. 16K
Oh, what a offer away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? 6K
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the puremainder shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to bring Excalibur. That is why I am your king! 40K
Scene 4
You fight via the strength of many kind of men, Sir Knight. 8K
I"ll bite your legs off!! 5K
What are you going to execute, bleed on me? 5K
None shall pass. 6K
"Tis but a scrape.Your arm"s off!!! No it isn"t 11K
Look, you stupid bastard, you"ve gained no arms left. Yes I have actually. Look! Just a flesh wound. 16K
I relocate for no man!! 11K
Come on you pansy! 5K
Oh, I watch, running amethod, eh? 8K
All right, we"ll contact it a draw 5K
Victory is mine!! 4K
You"re a looney!! 3K
Chicken! Look, I"ll have actually your leg. Right! 13K
You yellow bastard!! Come back right here and take what"s coming to you!! 12K
Scene 5
The Monks Chanting and Thwapping Themselves 56K
Did you dress her up favor this? No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a little bit, a little. She has acquired a wart. 20K
She Turned me right into a newt. A Newt? I acquired better 15K
what perform you execute with witches? Burn! Burn, burn them up! And what do you burn apart from witches? More witches! Wood! So, why carry out witches burn? B--... "reason they"re made of timber...? Good! 48K
We have discovered a witch, might we burn her? 6K
What likewise floats in water? Bread! Apples! Uh, very small rocks! 16K
I"m not a witch, I"m not a witch!! 8K
They dressed me up choose this. No we didn"t! No! No! And this isn"t my nose, it"s a false one! 14K
Well, we did carry out the nose. The nose? And the hat -- however she is a witch! 11K
So, how perform we tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her!! 13K
A duck! Exactly! So, logically... If she weighs the very same as a duck, she"s made of wood? And therefore? A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! 47K
Right, remove the supports! A witch! A witch! It"s a fair cop. Burn her! Burn her! 32K
The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to sign up with King Arthur"s knights, yet various other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad actually the Pure; and also Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot that had actually almost combated the Dragon of Angnor,that had nearly stood approximately the viscious Chicken of Bristol and also that had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly called Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and also deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table. 95K
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And that, my liege, is how we recognize the Earth to be banana-shaped. This brand-new finding out amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain aobtain how sheeps" bladders may be employed to proccasion earthquakes. Oh, absolutely, sir. 28K
Camelot! Camelot!! Camelot!!! It"s only a version. Shhhh!! 14K
The Knights at Camelot singing the whole "Knights of the Round Table" song 155K
On second believed, let"s not go to Camelot, it is a silly place 9K